it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
do nipples grow back?
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