There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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