okay pat passed out under dana's car
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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