im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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