thus making me awesome and them whores
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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