My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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