I hope mine doesn't look like that
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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