u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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