butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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