piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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