We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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