god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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