Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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