doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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