They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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