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(917): View more from New York City

And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.

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(734): View more from Michigan

operation "beaches make me wet" is a go

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(317): View more from Indiana

i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.

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(914): View more from New York

I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%

(1-914): View more from New York

He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal

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(862): View more from New Jersey

I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..

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