My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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