You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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