Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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