i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
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