I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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