Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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