She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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