But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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