yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Operation Purity has been aborted
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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