i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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