I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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