Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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