I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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