It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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