First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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