you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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