we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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