I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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