walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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