She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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