:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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