Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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