she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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