Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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