it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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