you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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