I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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