Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Drunk is not a location!
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Panties = found
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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