I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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