What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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