She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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