Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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