she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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