whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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