I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
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