Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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