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(440): View more from Ohio

Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?

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(419): View more from Ohio

I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.

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(713): View more from Texas

It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories

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