worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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