Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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